It is a sob story about an unlawful alien.
However my unhappy story is the not the form of hoax-y piece pushed each day in regime-controlled media.
Pretend information is all the time slobbering over these poor machete-wielding, fentanyl-dealing, identity-stealing gangbangers who despair of being despatched again to the Third World, not in a position to drive drunk, knock up their daughters, shoot up youngsters’ baseball practices in Houston, rape American girls or set them on hearth within the subway after which get launched with no bail….
The sufferer in my illegal-alien sob story is the American taxpayer, whom Democrats count on to pay for all of the above crimes, dedicated by these hordes of shiftless, entitled savages.
This column considerations a single unlawful alien, and the way a lot the feds say she has stolen from us. All these statistics – and pictures – come from the US authorities. There might be no “corrections” resembling NBC “News” needed to run after its current fake-news story a few Guatemalan thug in Leominster.
The identify of the unlawful of the day is Lina Maria Orovio-Hernandez, age 59.
This Colombian has been flopping within the US since 2003, has apparently not had a job since 2014. She is now charged by the feds with the next counts of welfare fraud:
- $259,589 in Part 8 hire handouts in Jamaica Plain from 2011 to January 2025.
- $101,257 in Social Safety incapacity advantages from 2011 to January 2025.
- $43,348 in SNAP (meals stamp advantages) from 2005 to January 2025.
All her fraudulent welfare handouts ceased in January 2025.
Say, I ponder what modified in January 2025. Why did the federal government out of the blue cease subsidizing this type of Third World fraud on Jan. 20, 2025?
However wait, it will get worse. This typical unlawful alien additionally admitted to illegally voting within the 2024 presidential election. Right here’s a photograph taken final Nov. 5, at a financial institution, openly displaying off her “I Voted” sticker.
Who do you suppose this profession greed-crazed Third World welfare fraudster voted for?
Kamala Harris or Donald J. Trump?
I checked the docket on her federal courtroom case yesterday, and when her trial begins in January, she can have a Spanish-language translator.
Which implies that though she’s been vacationing right here on our dime since 2003, apparently she nonetheless can’t communicate a lick of English, or a minimum of not a lot.
I’m reminded of the phrases of the late BMC Choose Elijah Adlow, who at any time when confronted with a defendant (say, a shoplifter) who demanded an interpreter, would increase his eyebrows and inform the cholo:
“Looks you learned to pick up our merchandise a lot faster than you’ve learned to pick up our language.”
Based on the indictment, Lina stole the id of a Puerto Rican and has been dwelling giant on welfare ever since. I ponder how a lot these bogus citizenship paperwork value her.
No matter, her ROI – return on funding – is much more than any of us who should work for a dwelling have ever made on our 401K’s or IRA’s.
Confronted with the horrible prospect of deportation again to a primitive society the place she may truly need to get a job, the senorita has desperately trotted out all the identical sort of excuses that regime-controlled media cite day by day of their sob tales about undocumented Democrats attempting desperately to remain on this horrible racist, xenophobic society that they so despise.
To start with, as in Leominster (website of the most recent pretend information about ICE), when the feds got here to her welfare crib in JP, she wouldn’t open the door. She didn’t want no stinkin’ warrants.
From the feds’ movement opposing launch of this overseas freeloader:
“Regulation enforcement needed to breach each a entrance and bed room door to achieve entry to the residence and apprehend the defendant.
“Moreover, the government described that the defendant was found in her bedroom with shoes on at 8:00 AM, near the window to her first-floor apartment, which was open with the screen raised despite the temperature being 30 degrees and the curtains visibly blowing from a breeze.”
Unhappy. Didn’t Lina understand although it was winter in Boston when she was lugged, it was summer time the place she belongs, down south of the border? After all, in Colombia, she may truly need to help herself for the primary time in a long time.
“The defendant’s primary source of income since 2014 has been SSI disability benefits…. No consistent work history.”
Like each final one among these greed-crazed prison illegals, she claims to have medical circumstances. After all we’re paying for his or her alleged therapy, as a result of illegals are on 100% all-expenses-paid holidays.
This overseas grifter mentioned she has breast most cancers. One other grande lie-o.
“She completed treatment in 2016 and has only received annual checkups since then.”
She – or ought to I say, her public defender, who Individuals are additionally choosing up the tab for – additionally argued that she couldn’t flee as a result of she doesn’t even have sufficient left of her stolen welfare pesos to purchase a bus ticket. One other grande lie-o.
“The defendant took active measures to conceal over $500 in US and Colombia currency a week before arrest after spotting law enforcement at her apartment complex.”
At a current listening to it was prompt that she put on an digital bracelet. Seems, simply “before the initial appearance (she) inquired about how long a battery lasts on an electronic bracelet.”
Hmmm. So, as Choose Adlow may need mentioned, it appears to be like like she’s picked up our current digital know-how rather a lot faster than she’s picked up our language.
The excellent news is, this undocumented Democrat stays in federal custody. Take a look at this manner, Lina – you’re nonetheless getting your three hots and a cot a day, freed from cost courtesy of the gringos, identical to you might have been for the final 22 years. What’s el differencio?
One down, 20 million to go.
That’s my illegal-alien sob story of the day. To think about all of the trillions of {dollars} that these Third World savages have stolen from us Individuals during the last half-century makes me very unhappy.
However I’d be much more sad if Lina’s candidate had gained the election final yr. Then I’d actually be weeping buckets. Within the poorhouse.
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