Amy Poehler was giving main angle whereas opening this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live” with a parody of Lawyer Common Pam Bondi.
Spoofing the legal professional common’s testy Tuesday listening to with the Senate Judiciary Committee, the comedian started by telling the committee, “My name is Pam Bondi, I spell it with an ‘I’ cause I ain’t gonna answer any of your questions.”
She was armed with ample insults because the inquiry obtained rolling, first refusing to disclose if President Donald Trump had ordered her to research his political enemies.
“I’m not going to discuss my private conversations with the president,” she instructed the committee. “I’m not telling you who said what, or who fell asleep in the middle of a sentence, or who kept calling me Ivanka while patting his lap.”
Requested if the Epstein information contained something incriminating about President Trump, “SNL” imitation AG mentioned, “I’m not even going to dignify that question with a lie … I tried reading the Epstein files, but I got really bored. It’s so repetitive,” she added. ‘Trump this, Trump that.’ Yawn.”
When the president’s choice to ship troops into American cities got here up, “SNL” stunned audiences with a cameo from Tina Fey as Division of Homeland Safety Secretary Kristi Noem.
After making an entrance whereas carrying an enormous gun, she instructed everybody, “That’s right, it’s me Kristi Noem … I’m the rarest type of person in Washington, D.C. — A brunette that Donald Trump listens to.”
As Fey’s fake Noem demanded an finish to the continuing authorities shutdown, she took a second to reward the “heroes” on the coronary heart of the nation’s immigration crackdown.
“Our government agents are working without pay,” she mentioned. “Luckily my boys at ICE don’t mind, they’re in it for the love of the game.”
Fey and Poehler then tag-teamed a pitch to potential deportation goons, asking DHS hopefuls, “Do you need a job now? Are you a big tough guy? Tough enough for the army or police? Do you take supplements that you bought at a gas station? Do you like to use zip ties because people in your life don’t trust you with keys? Then buckle up and slap on some Oakleys, big boy. Welcome to ICE.”
Try the total sketch right here:
