Jimmy Kimmel stated President Donald Trump held a “doozy of a press conference” this week through which he introduced a plan to take away all Palestinians from Gaza and construct an actual property improvement there that the USA would personal.
“It’s like our country’s being run by the maniac from ‘Saw’,” Kimmel stated. “Donald ‘Jigsaw’ Trump.”
When requested who he envisioned dwelling in Gaza with the Palestinians gone, Trump stated “the world’s people.”
“The world’s people,” Kimmel repeated. “Maybe The Village People, I don’t know. You can see he’s really thought this through. Every idea is worse than the last idea.”
Trump stated this new improvement would turn into “the Riviera of the Middle East.”
Kimmel was prepared with a actuality verify.
“Trump didn’t even have success with the Atlantic City of New Jersey, never mind the Riviera of the Middle East,” Kimmel stated. He famous that Arab nations have already rejected the plan, and predicted it will “never” occur.
He stated Trump’s personal officers appeared shocked, particularly in a single picture that’s gone viral.
“That is the face of a woman whose soul just exited her body at the speed of light,” Kimmel stated as he confirmed a photograph of White Home Chief of Employees Susie Wiles seemingly reacting to the announcement:
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