Are you there, vodka? As a result of it’s possible you’ll want a shot after studying about Chelsea Handler’s opinions about private hygiene.
Final week, Kevin Hart appeared as a visitor on Handler’s podcast “Dear Chelsea,” through which the comic and her friends give recommendation to the present’s followers.
Whereas Hart and Handler each mentioned one listener’s story about how she and her husband wash their canine in the one bathtub of their dwelling, Hart jokingly took a wild stab on the race of the followers who wrote in.
“I’m gonna guess that these people are white? As a matter of fact, I’m willing to bet the farm on this one,” Hart quipped.
This prompted the previous “Chelsea Lately” host to confess that a few of her Black buddies have informed her she appears like “one of those girls that sleeps in bed with [her] dogs,” and have referred to as her out for not washing her legs within the bathe.
“Why do my legs need to be washed? They’re fucking covered all day,” Handler stated. “It’s not like my legs are going out without me.”
“When I take a shower, all the soap from my shower comes down,” she continued, gesturing to her legs. “It’s not like my legs are out there gardening all day without me.”
“That’s so bad!” Hart stated, laughing. “You fucking wash your legs!”
“No, I don’t think so,” Handler retorted.
Handler then revealed that she does, in reality, decide and select. She stated she primarily cleans what she described as “hot spots,” which embrace her her armpits, butt, vagina and head.
“And I get those going … And then everything is fine after that,” she stated.
Whereas the 2 continued to debate their concepts of cleanliness, Handler additionally admitted that she doesn’t use a washcloth or loofah when she bathes, and simply makes use of her palms — which additionally blew Hart’s thoughts as a result of she isn’t capable of “scrub” herself along with her palms.
At this level, the “My Horizontal Life” writer determined to modify again to the subject of sleeping with canines, and stated, “I understand that that’s actually dirty, but who cares?”
“What do you mean, who cares?!” Hart stated, outraged. “That’s my bed! That’s my bed! The dogs are outside all day, running around in the backyard, playing and stuff then you want them to come in, jump in the bed, sleep in the bed.”
And that is when Handler took the dialog in a bizarre path.
“You’ve never pissed the bed and slept in it?” she requested the “Ride Along” star.
Hart admitted that he has been “guilty” of wetting the mattress earlier than.
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“But immediately, I get up, and this has to be changed,” he stated.
Handler then determined to emphasize her perspective with a really gross private anecdote.
“This is not a flattering story, and that’s why I’ll share it,” Handler started. “I don’t remember what drugs I was on, but I was on something, and we were in bed, and I had to pee so many times before I could go to sleep. And we were in a hotel room in Vegas. This is when I was in my 20s, and I was so sick of getting up to pee that I just said, ‘I’m just gonna pee right here, and I’m gonna move over onto the other side of the bed.’ And I thought I could do that. And then when I moved over to the other side of the bed, I was like, ‘This is disgusting.’”
That is the purpose through which the “Jumanji” star had had sufficient — and determined to deal with Handler’s podcast listeners.
“By the way, this is a good moment, just to kind of point out to the listeners that this is who you’re asking your questions to. This is who you are asking for sound advice — from the woman that felt that she could pee on one side of the bed and roll over and that there wouldn’t be pee there.”
And that is when he gave Handler a brand new nickname.
“Okay, I’m gonna change her name from Chelsea to ‘Hot Spot.’ Hot Spot Chelsea, because you only wash your ass,” Hart stated earlier than laughing hysterically.
Scorching Spot Chelsea’s opinions aren’t solely her personal. Loads of celebrities up to now few years have publicly shared their controversial views about private hygiene. Kelly Clarkson, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jason Momoa, Terry Crews, and Cardi B have all shared how a lot — or little — they bathe to the general public’s dismay.
