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“South Park” discovered a brand new approach to hit President Donald Trump under the belt on Wednesday, with a vivid and particular description of his penis.
This season has targeted partially on Trump impregnating Devil with a demonic “butt baby.”
Within the newest episode, a cartoon model of tech billionaire/Trump ally Peter Thiel ― who has reportedly been giving real-life lectures on the supposed coming of the Antichrist ― defined to the youngsters of South Park Elementary how that ought to’ve been not possible.
“To make sure that Satan could never have offspring, the Lord God did shrink Satan’s asshole to the size of a tiny, little pinhole so nothing could ever penetrate and ejaculate inside of it,” the cartoon Thiel stated at a faculty meeting. “So Satan could never have a butt baby until along came Mr. Donald Trump, whose penis is so teeny, teeny tiny it could actually fit in Satan’s asshole.”
The present has ceaselessly depicted Trump with a really small penis, together with in a graphic opening episode that drew ire from the White Home. On Wednesday night time’s episode, Thiel revealed simply how small ― full with a ruler and a paperclip for comparability.
“How small is Donald Trump’s penis?” he requested the children, earlier than giving them the reply: “Somewhere between 6 and 7 centimeters.”
However the children are so obsessive about the 6-7 meme that every one they’ll give attention to are the numbers, which preserve developing in Thiel’s lecture. Eric Cartman will get so caught up in 6-7 that he’s actually sickened by it and will die (in six or seven weeks, after all).
The episode retains going again to Trump’s penis ― which is so small that he’s depicted masturbating within the Oval Workplace with tweezers, then in his bed room with chopsticks, every time interrupted by a shrunken Vice President JD Vance.
Vance has secretly teamed up with Thiel to cease the child from being born. Vance fears the child might exchange him as Trump’s quantity two, whereas Thiel believes it might be the Antichrist.
Thiel believes Cartman’s sickness is an indication he might play a task within the unfolding occasions.
In the meantime, Jesus ― a recurring “South Park” character ― struggles to return to phrases with the brand new MAGA type of Christianity.
“South Park” airs on Comedy Central and streams on Paramount+. The following episode is about for Oct. 29.
