You possibly can’t maintain an excellent statue down.
On Thursday, a faux-bronze statute depicting a celebration of the “friendship” between President Donald Trump and convicted intercourse offender Jeffrey Epstein — the boys are holding fingers and prancing within the set up above plaques displaying a birthday card Trump as soon as gave Epstein — is again up on the Nationwide Mall after it was abruptly eliminated every week in the past.
“Just like a toppled confederate general forced back onto a public square, the Donald Trump Jeffrey Epstein statue has risen from the rubble to stand gloriously on the National Mall once again,” the chief of Secret Handshake, the group that made the statue, informed HuffPost by way of e mail on Thursday. “The ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends?’ (originally titled Best Friends Forever) statue is repaired and back up for a limited time on 3rd street just north of the US Capitol.”
As HuffPost reported final week, the group secured a allow for the set up that allowed it to be on the Nationwide Mall grounds by Sept. 28. The allow additionally knowledgeable the group that they’d be notified of any elimination of the statue prematurely and that it could possibly be eliminated at any time if it was deemed out of compliance with native guidelines.
However after only a single night time on show, the set up was eliminated and destroyed. In a video shared with HuffPost of the toppling, representatives for the Nationwide Park Service mentioned they eliminated the satirical send-up as a result of it was too massive.
Secret Handshake informed HuffPost that the one downside with the measurements was the errors the Park Service made when assessing the statue for allow approval.
The specs for the set up had been listed precisely at 12 toes, however “the Parks Department, somewhere along the line, forgot to add the base to the permit and only wrote in the 6 feet for the statues,” the group mentioned final week, inflicting it to be eliminated.
When the set up was toppled final week, Trump’s head was cracked proper down the center. The fissure has been repaired, however the injury to the statue is seen all through, together with on the placard beneath the boys, which options an excerpt of a letter Trump wrote to Epstein, purportedly detailing an imagined dialog between the 2 males. In that imaginary dialog, Trump tells Epstein “enigmas never age,” to which Epstein was to answer, “It was clear to me the last time I saw you.”
The chief of Secret Handshake, who requested to stay nameless, mentioned Thursday that they “view this statue the same way Trump views the Confederacy — something that keeps coming back up no matter how many times it’s knocked down.”
“We have been working with the parks department to get it back up. They have knowledge and have given approval that we have the right to have it back up in this location,” they mentioned. “The repair process took about half a day and involved a lot of glue. And not even glue sticks, but like the really complicated expensive kind. Even with repairs, the statue isn’t perfect. But now it has some cool scars, like Omar from ‘The Wire.’”
The White Home informed HuffPost in a press release Thursday:
“Liberals are free to waste their money however they see fit – but it’s not news that Epstein knew Donald Trump, because Donald Trump kicked Epstein out of his club for being a creep. Democrats, the media, and the organization that’s wasting their money on this statue knew about Epstein and his victims for years and did nothing to help them while President Trump was calling for transparency, and is now delivering on it with thousands of pages of documents.”
Lots of these paperwork had been already public, and gadgets the administration has launched to date have been deemed primarily nugatory by the victims themselves.

